Archive for April 16th, 2008

Taxes, meet 4-20.

Well, it is now April 16th. Your taxes should have already been filed. Our economy is in the shitter. There is a good chance you may be getting a few dollars back. You can take solace in the fact that Wesley Snipes may go to jail for up to three year because he didn’t pay his taxes. What a douche. Did he figure nobody would notice? It’s not like he makes $10.00/hr pumping gas. I guess he just figured he was to cool to pay taxes. Ah whatever. He probably won’t serve a minute in jail. All that money he saved on not paying his taxes for years should afford him a really good lawyer. Speaking of tax law can you right off hookers? Not for yourself, but for clients…I think that’s considered a business expense, but I couldn’t figure out where to put it on my return. Well there is always next year.

May your tax refund arrive before April 20th so you can celebrate by buying a bag of the best bud you can find/afford.

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