insultants

Like a refrigerator door, but more fucked up.


Courtesy of Truth Through Action

M Lazar pwns you

Yes. I know that you purists are going to bitch about the fact that this a a commercial for Bud, but just watch. It’s damn funny.






I just did a Google Image Search for 4-20. This picture might be one of the coolest things an image search has ever returned.

Happy 4-20.

“That’s really up my boat.” This phrase was uttered aloud and I couldn’t help but laugh. The now infamous phrase is a combination of “That’s right up my alley,” and “That really floats my boat.”

Please donate to C.A.R.B. Citizens Against Raping Babies. Unless of course you like raping babies. But that would make you a total douche bag.

“You really fucked the cupcake on that one.”

Recent advances in internet technology may lead to this becoming a reality…


Jesus loves you. I think you’re an asshole.



“The day they tell me that I can’t drink and do my job, is the day they take away my badge and gun.” (Contributed by Angry Spic)

Headboy: I’d like to introduce you to my better half.
Strow: Actually, she’s more like your better whole. (At which point we realized that hole works too)

“Taking a shit is like pizza, even if you have bad pizza, it’s still pizza.” - Son of a Bitch



Don’t drink and drive, you might spill your drink.

It’s not that I am against religion…I just worship differently than most people. I guess what I worship is different. I worship booze, and unlike most religions were people only practice when it is convenient…I practice everyday.