Quit It Already

OK. Who in the hell keeps giving M. Night Shymalan money to make movies? The Happening. Give me a damn break. I don’t even care if the movie sucks, or is the best thing he has even done. I’m not going to see it because the title sucks. Yes I said it. It sucks. People are running from something that happened. As far as I can tell, the movie is plagued by the use of phrases that include forms of the word happen, that should add to the suspense.
Somebody should tell him that’s how you title a song, not a movie.
I saw a movie the other day on A&E. It was called The Andromeda Strain. Now that’s a good title for a movie. And, I didn’t have to pay $9.50 to see it. M. Night Shymalan needs to go back to the days when the movie title was more important than his own name. What a jerk.
That is all for today kiddies. Just had to get this off my chest.


4 Responses to “Quit It Already”

  1. 1 HEADBOY May 28, 2008 at 17:46

    oooooooh…. the happening……. I wonder what the twist will be this time

  2. 2 Chris May 29, 2008 at 08:02

    The twist is that SOMETHING happens!!! Ooooooooo Scarey.

    I wish he’d make a movie called “One Trick Pony”.

  3. 3 Floss May 29, 2008 at 11:14

    The Andromeda Strain was actually a book/book title first, so they just kept that title. That is also why it was any good at all – Michael Crichton wrote it like 20 years ago – there is not a whole lot of good writing (and no good screenwriting) happening these days, so they just recycle the old . . .

  4. 4 insultants May 29, 2008 at 11:44

    Ahh yes, the art of recycling in Hollywood. Alternative title: M. Night Shymalan’s Career.
    I’m so glad that the people that read these posts are more smarterest than the people I write about.

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