I Angered the Machine

The last post Election Day, for some reason took about 20 minutes to post. So this is an experiment, a paranoid one at that, but an experiment none the less. I will assume that this is a big day for the NSA, FBI, CIA and Homeland Security. I would imagine that using words like assassinate, and discussing a possible future president dying would raise a red flag on any one of may computers that are constantly watching our shit to make sure we aren’t getting out of hand. So here is my experiment. I’m going to post a list of random keywords, some of them questionable, some of them stupid. Now if this post takes as long or longer to publish, my paranoia will not be completely unfounded. So here goes nothing.

John McCain, apple butter, Barack Obama, dirty diapers, Joe Biden, chicken broth, Sarah Palin, monkey funnel, death, fluffy bunnies, assassination, global warming, presidential election, projectile vomit, big brother, german bologna, Bush, remote control, president shot, anal beads, security breech, marijuana, Tom Cruise, Uncle Sam, hacker, White House, eye in the sky, mass destruction, farts, chemical weapons, change, special education, cliff diving, bomb, cheese wheel, Anarchist Cookbook, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Black Panthers, White Supremacists, idiots, corpse, hammer, fire, bagel, nail, overthrow the government, screw, music, Adolf Hitler, booby tassels, stick.

I guess that should do it. I’ll post my results after I let this stew for a few days.


2 Responses to “I Angered the Machine”

  1. 1 KMac November 4, 2008 at 23:29

    “monkey funnel”

    This is either a gay bathhouse move, or a punk band… perhaps both.

  2. 2 Headboy November 7, 2008 at 01:39

    Cheese wheel- its like the time i got to crispity, chrunchity, peanut-buttery, dead fetus and couldn’t keep a strait face anymore

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