Published April 14, 2009
Tags: ninjas, pirates
We may finally be able to solve the age old question that has plagued mankind for years. At the same time, we might be able to stop an international crisis. It seems that Pirates are making a come back. No one is sure how to handle this without an international incident. Now, I know what you are thinking. And the answer is no. I do not think it is a good idea to send the zombies after the pirates. If the zombies win, we just end up with zombie pirates. No one wants that.
I have a much better, more practical solution. We shall send in the one and only true enemy of the pirates. Ninjas.
Yes. I said it. We should send ninjas after the pirates. According to teh internets, pirates and ninjas are enemies. Also, we still haven’t been able to determine which group is the coolest.
The opportunity to answer that question is at hand.
We need to find some ninjas. We need to do it fast. Otherwise there won’t be any pirates left without bullet holes in their craniums.
If you are a ninja, go attack some pirates.
Do it. You won’t
Published April 6, 2008
Tags: assassins, battle, funny, humor, joke, ninjas, pirates, puffy shirts, versus, vs, war
For a long time I have stayed away from this issue. For fear that the losing part of this battle will send their best men to remove me from this earth. I will be silent no longer. The gloves are off…
For years I have not been able to come up with a definite answer on what/who/which is cooler.
Ninjas: Wear all black, are trained assassins, could easily kill you for their own amusement. They were also masters of propaganda. They waged war with fear of all of their mythical abilities.
Pirates: Flashy, usually had some cool shit (because they stole it), pension for kidnapping hot virgins, and they were violent as hell. Pirates, like ninjas are shrouded in myths and fairy tales.
Looking at just that small amount of facts it seems hard to pick a winner.
I will introduce you to one piece of evidence, you do with it what you will. I however have made up my mind.
I would say the Pirates have won. Maybe not the war, but they took this battle in a landslide victory.