Death and Destruction on the High Seas

We may finally be able to solve the age old question that has plagued mankind for years. At the same time, we might be able to stop an international crisis. It seems that Pirates are making a come back. No one is sure how to handle this without an international incident. Now, I know what you are thinking. And the answer is no. I do not think it is a good idea to send the zombies after the pirates. If the zombies win, we just end up with zombie pirates. No one wants that.

I have a much better, more practical solution. We shall send in the one and only true enemy of the pirates. Ninjas.
Yes. I said it. We should send ninjas after the pirates. According to teh internets, pirates and ninjas are enemies. Also, we still haven’t been able to determine which group is the coolest.
The opportunity to answer that question is at hand.
We need to find some ninjas. We need to do it fast. Otherwise there won’t be any pirates left without bullet holes in their craniums.
If you are a ninja, go attack some pirates.

Do it. You won’t
Strow

When it rains…

So if you were to consider me a blogger, I would be sleeping with the fail whale right now. I have always been able to keep you the reader informed of all the mayhem, death and destruction on a somewhat normal basis. I have been lax in that lately and I am truly not sorry. I have a backlog of drafts that need to be completed. As I finish these I will rain them down upon you with the same amount insanity you have come to expect from my posts. Having recently returned from another trip to the mountains, I have some more good camping stories. Some to be accompanied by video of me jumping up and down on a cable spool that we threw into the fire pit. But for now I leave you with this:
There once was a man from Nantucket.
His wife gave him a big bucket…Hold on, I bet you know that one already.

Hmm…
You know what? The hell with this, it’s Monday and it’s raining.
Suck it.
Strow